Dance Crew Evolution
Dance Crew Evolution
Season 1, Episode 7
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Air date February 17, 2014 (CAN)
Written by Cole Bastedo & Jennifer Siddle
Directed by Jon Rosenbaum
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"Dance Crew Evolution" is the 7th episode of the 1st Season of Some Assembly Required.


P. Everett Knicknack is knocked out and Jarvis and Piper think he is dead so they make him a funeral.



Main Cast

Guest Cast

  • Russell Roberts as "Mr. Knickknack"


Jarvis: Friends! We are gathered here today, to celebrate the life of P. Everett Knickknack. A man, words can not describe.
Geneva: [Sobbing] He was so old and weird, with a silly balding hair style.
Jarvis: Or maybe they can! P. Everett was a good man, a kind man, a man whose death, I played no part in. [Points at Piper three times] Is anyone here who like to say a few words about the dearly departed?
Mmmboing: [Bounces into the funeral bouncing]
Jarvis: Mmmboing! Beautiful! I couldn't of said it better myself.
Bowie: This is so sad!
Aster: I know! A whole rainbow of colors, yet everyone wore black.
Jarvis: Let us now take a moment for silent reflection.
Geneva: Ooh! I love reflection! [Opens and looks at her tiny makeup mirror]
Piper: [Playing sad music on the keyboard]
Jarvis: [Dancing uncontrollably to the music in the shoes that Bowie created]
Piper: Jarvis! I thought you wanted a somber memorial.
Jarvis: I do! Just keep going!
Piper: [Playing the music again]
Jarvis: [Uncontrollably dancing again]
Piper: What are you doing?
Jarvis: Looks like Jazz hands with the shim-sham boogie. [Stops dancing when the music stops playing] Why is this happening?
Aster: I have no idea!
Bowie: Me neither!

Knox: Piper! Can you play music and talk at the same time? Because we want to dance.
Geneva: Yeah! What better tribute to a man whose all about fun, or was the silly old kook? Great idea Jarvis!
[Everybody in the Funeral Services agrees]
Jarvis: Uh, Thanks! [Runs over to the keyboard and plays jazz music]
[Everybody except Piper dances to the music]



Character Revelations


Running Gags

Series Continuity

Video Gallery

Some Assembly Required - Knickknack's Newest Toy Drool Bucket

Some Assembly Required - Knickknack's Newest Toy Drool Bucket

Image Gallery

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