|Dance Crew Evolution|
|Season 1, Episode 7|
|Air date||February 17, 2014 (CAN)|
|Written by||Cole Bastedo & Jennifer Siddle|
|Directed by||Jon Rosenbaum|
P. Everett Knicknack is knocked out and Jarvis and Piper think he is dead so they make him a funeral.
- Kolton Stewart as Jarvis Raines
- Charlie Storwick as Piper Gray
- Harrison Houde as Bowie Sherman
- Sydney Scotia as Geneva Hayes
- Travis Turner as Aster Vanderberg
- Dylan Playfair as Knox Knoxford
- Ellie Harvie as Candace Wheeler/Mrs. Bubkes
- Russell Roberts as "Mr. Knickknack"
Jarvis: Friends! We are gathered here today, to celebrate the life of P. Everett Knickknack. A man, words can not describe.
Geneva: [Sobbing] He was so old and weird, with a silly balding hair style.
Jarvis: Or maybe they can! P. Everett was a good man, a kind man, a man whose death, I played no part in. [Points at Piper three times] Is anyone here who like to say a few words about the dearly departed?
Mmmboing: [Bounces into the funeral bouncing]
Jarvis: Mmmboing! Beautiful! I couldn't of said it better myself.
Bowie: This is so sad!
Aster: I know! A whole rainbow of colors, yet everyone wore black.
Jarvis: Let us now take a moment for silent reflection.
Geneva: Ooh! I love reflection! [Opens and looks at her tiny makeup mirror]
Piper: [Playing sad music on the keyboard]
Jarvis: [Dancing uncontrollably to the music in the shoes that Bowie created]
Piper: Jarvis! I thought you wanted a somber memorial.
Jarvis: I do! Just keep going!
Piper: [Playing the music again]
Jarvis: [Uncontrollably dancing again]
Piper: What are you doing?
Jarvis: Looks like Jazz hands with the shim-sham boogie. [Stops dancing when the music stops playing] Why is this happening?
Aster: I have no idea!
Bowie: Me neither!
Knox: Piper! Can you play music and talk at the same time? Because we want to dance.
Geneva: Yeah! What better tribute to a man whose all about fun, or was the silly old kook? Great idea Jarvis!
[Everybody in the Funeral Services agrees]
Jarvis: Uh, Thanks! [Runs over to the keyboard and plays jazz music]
[Everybody except Piper dances to the music]